jessickuh.livejournal.comI just thought this was interesting since I've always loved Sobell's recaps.
The "If Trans-Species Love Is wrong, He Doesn't Want To Be Right" Award
Although much about the most recent season of CSI will haunt us for months to come, the scene that's prompted many of the nightmares is that in which Gil Grissom breathily implores, ""Keep coming...show me what you're made of" to a bunch of ants. And suddenly, the reason the S.S. Geek Love foundered on the shoals is that much clearer. -- Sobell
The Women In Refrigerators Award
Not that CSI doesn't kill people of all genders with impunity, but this season was pretty heavy on the lady victims dying in horrible ways for stupid reasons: appearance-obsessed matrons who drink their own pee, adulterous women killed by jealous stepdaughters, serial killers raping people with soft-drink bottles prior to killing them, mail-order brides stuffed in suitcases...the list goes on. We're awaiting the appearance of an actual woman-in-refrigerator victim next season. -- Sobell
*IIRC they already did exactly that in the Highway murder case way back in season 1.
The "Perhaps You Would Be Happier on Nip/Tuck" Award
Because really, Marg Helgenberger, at least there the writers can come up with a plausible reason for your lips' increasing size and your face's corresponding decrease in mobility. -- Sobell