CSI-related humour

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The Top 7 Advantages of Working in a Crime Lab


7> Specimen beakers make such *cool* martini glasses.

6> Borrowing from the city morgue gives you the most realistic
Halloween decorations on the block.

5> Find out what's really inside that KFC crispy coating.

4> You can finally start hunting for your wife's real killers.

3> Crime scene photos make excellent holiday photo cards --
especially for those who send you those annoyingly upbeat
letters.

2> Two words: "CSI" groupies.


and the Number 1 Advantage of Working in a Crime Lab...


1> The thrill of calling the murder victim's mother to tell her
that her child was *not* wearing clean underwear.



[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Marg

[pips.livejournal.com]

Is on Lifetime right now in "Perfect Town, Perfect Muder" as Pat Ramsey, mother of JonBenet Ramsey. Thought you Marg fans would want to know.